Tuesday, January 6, 2009

aku dah tua..



p/s:hari ni, officially aku dah tua lagi setahun...!!
firstly, thnx for all the wishes..my family..
especially to the earliest wisher..
also to all my frens yg completed my day just now...
with telurs, tepungs, snowss...
siaplah yg nearest besday pas ni...

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Tevez is on his way out??no..please...

Carlos Tevez, dubbed the 'Electric Mouse' by Sir Alex Ferguson, is putting a permanent move to Manchester United at risk by demanding pay parity with Wayne Rooney and Cristiano Ronaldo.

Talks between United and the Argentina striker's advisers have stalled because of £120,000-a-week demands from the 24-year-old, who has repeatedly stated his desire to stay at Old Trafford.

Ferguson and United have agreed a fee of £32million with Tevez's owners, MSI, £4m of which has already been paid during Tevez's two-year loan spell at the club.

But personal terms are proving a sticking point, with United offering £80,000 a week rather than placing him among their highest earners, including European player of the year Ronaldo and regular captain Rio Ferdinand.

Tevez, due to arrive back in England today after being allowed to spend time in Argentina for family reasons, is now allowed to talk to other interested parties Inter Milan and Real Madrid.

But United are determined they will not be blackmailed into clinching a deal for the player and Ferguson is not putting pressure on chief executive David Gill to go 'the extra mile' to sign him.

'The Tevez situation doesn't concern me long term,' said Ferguson, who hopes the player's wish to continue at United will prove an influence in his final decision about accepting United's terms.

Tevez will not be available for today's FA Cup third-round tie at Southampton, where Dimitar Berbatov will hope to build on his winning goal against Middlesbrough on Monday night, following a slow start to his Old Trafford career.

Berbatov has scored only three Premier League goals since a record £31m move from Spurs and Ferguson believes the reason for his struggle is that United's players do not realise how good he is and are too reluctant to pass to him.

Ferguson said: 'I don't think we are using him enough. He is one of those players who can take a ball under pressure because he is so well balanced and has great upper body strength.

'Eastern European players can get their body between the man and the ball and you can never get it off them.'

Ferguson has ruled out any more January deals after the £17m signings of young Serbians Zoran Tosic and Adem Ljajic from Partizan Belgrade.

England midfielder Owen Hargreaves is due have a second operation on his right knee on January 15 as he tries to cure a long-standing tendinitis problem.

Former England international Alan Shearer was able to resume his career after a similar operation and Hargreaves hopes to be fully fit for next season.


"it seems that ferguson isnt showing his sheer determination to bring this saga to an end...moreover, after signing 2 players from serbia, for 17 mil...i hope that both parties can come to an agreement..im pretty sure that it's not tevez who is asking for pay rise, but his company MLS Star...im very2 sure..i just dont want his ability is used against us...coz we know what he can do, and what he is designed to..."

Happy Birthday Ummi...



To one who bares
the sweetest name
and adds the pleasure
not the gain
who shares my joy
and cheers when sad
the greatest friend
i've ever had
long life to her
for theres no other
can take the place
of my dear mother

If I could give you diamonds
for each tear you cried for me.
If I could give you sapphires
for each truth you’ve helped me see.
If I could give you rubies
for the heartache that you’ve known
If I could give you pearls
for the wisdom that you’ve shown.
Then you’ll have a treasure, mother,
that would mount up to the skies
That would almost match
the sparkle in your kind and loving eyes.
But I have no pearls, no diamonds,
As I’m sure you’re well aware
So I’ll give you gifts more precious
My devotion, love and care.

With all my love
on your birthday




Happy Birthday Ummi...love u so much..

Zoran Tosic signed for Man United..


United is pleased to announce it has reached an agreement with Partizan Belgrade and the players for Zoran Tosic and Adem Ljajic to join the club.

Tosic, 21, will sign with immediate effect and wear the no.14 shirt, while an agreement is in place for 17-year-old striker Ljajic to remain with Partizan for the rest of 2009.

A press conference will be held next week, once the necessary paperwork has been filed with the relevant football authorities.

Sir Alex Ferguson gave his reaction to the signings at his Friday press conference and also confirmed United will not be doing any more transfer business in January.

"Tosic joins us immediately, his work permit is through; Ljajic will join us next year, " revealed the boss. "Tosic is a young wide left player. We like wide players at this club.

"We've been watching him for over a year. Our scout in that area has been telling us about him for quite a while. He's now a regular in the Serbian national team. Hopefully he does well.

"We'll give him time. He's not played since December 10 so he'll need time to adjust and get used to the tempo of our game and also the training.

"That's the end of the transfer business for Manchester United this season. There definitely won't be anything else in January."

love letter to nadya...

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged.

Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.


Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):


I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .


___12___,

-Your name-





Fill in the blanks with choices of answers as below:


1. What's the color of your shirt?

Blue- Our romance is over

Red- Our affair is over

White- I'll join the monastery

Black- I dislike you

Green - Our horoscope doesn't match

Grey - You're a pervert

Yellow - I'm selling myself

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you

No shirt - You're a loser

Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night

February - Last year

March - When your dwarf bit me

April - When I tripped on sesame seeds

May - First of May

June - When you put cuffs on me

July - When I threw up

August - When I saw the shrunken head

September - When we skinny dipped

October - When I quoted Santa


December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?

Taco - In your apartment

Pizza - In your camping car

Pasta - Outside of Chicago

Hamburgers - Under the bus

Salad - As you ate enchilada

Chicken - In your closet

Kebab - With Paris Hilton

Fish - In women's clothing

Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation

Lasagna - At the mental hospital

Hot dog - Under a state of trance

None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on

Red - Insult

Black - Ignore

Blue - Knock out

Purple - Pour syrup on

White - Carve your initials into

Grey - Pull the clothes off

Brown - Put leeches on

Orange - Castrate

Pink - Pull the toupee off

Barefoot - Sit on


Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend

White - My father


Brown - My fart balloon

Purple - My mustard soufflé

Red - Donald Duck

Blue - My avocado plant(eeww)

Yellow - My penpal in Ghana

Orange - My Kid Rock-collection

Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper

None - My John F. Kennedy-statue

Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man

O.C. - Emotional

One Tree Hill - Open

Heroes - Frostbitten

Lost - High

House - Scared

Simpsons - Cowardly

The news - Mongolic

Idol - Masochistic

Family Guy - Senile

Top Model - Middle-class



7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I've felt

Sad - How boring you are

Bored - That Santa doesn't exist

Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage

Depressed - That we're cousins

Excited - That there is no solution to this


Worried - That your Honda sucks

Apathetic - That I did a sex-change

Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster

Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men

Overjoyous - That I'm open

Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring

Yellow - Your love letters

Red - Your Darth Vader-poster

Black - Your tame stone

Blue - The couch cushions

Green - The pictures from LA

Orange - Your false teeth

Brown - Your contact book

Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs

Purple - Your old lottery coupons

Pink - How awful I've felt




9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo

C/D - The oil stocks

E/F - Your neighbour Martin

G/H - My virginity

I/J - The results of your blood-sample

K/L - Your left ear

O/P - My common sense

Q/R - Your mom

S/T - Your collection of butterflies

U/V - Your criminal record

W/X - David's tricot outfits

Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Hate your guts

C/D - Never will forget

E/F - Always wanted to break

I/J - Always have felt dirty before

K/L - Will tell the authorities about

M/N - Told in my confession today about

O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about

Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about

S/T - Get sick when I think of

U/V - Always will try to forget

W/X - Am better off without

Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship

Beer - Senility

Soft drink - A new life as a clone

Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo

Milk - The apartment building

Wine - Cocaine abuse

Cider - A passionate interest for mice

Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations

Mineral water - Embarrassing rash

Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism

Whisky - To ruin the second world war


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards

USA - Best regards

Spain - Go and drown yourself

China - Disgusting regards

Germany - With ease

Japan - Go burn

Greece - Your everlasting enemy

Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard

Egypt - Fuck off now

France - In pain



results! haha :



Dear Nadya...


Dear Nadya...

I don't really know how to tell you this, but Our affair is over. I think I realized it That night With Paris Hilton and I saw you Carve your initials into My avocado plant(eeww). I'm sure you're Scared enough to understand That your pimples are at the last stage. I'm returning Your false teeth to you, but I'll keep Your grades from college as a memory. You should also know that I Told in my confession today about The apartment building .


Go burn,

-zulbrodon-






hahahaha!

the 5 names :

Kudin
Heqing
XArmX XoXo
Ika
Che Det

Friday, January 2, 2009

Birthday Kudin, aku first wish kat blog aku..hehe..

Udin....Kudin!!!


Hepi Birthday!!


Geng se-YTN ku...

we share the same patience...patience for music..it's good that u r turning wiser (sepatutnye..)


hahaha...neways, it's good to boost up ur own heart in ur own way, iow, as long as one is happy..


p/s:aku bukan gay..haha...

Port Dickson...hahaha..

P11.30 am
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"tok3.."
-ketukan di pintu rumah...

11.45 am
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irham melangkah masuk...borak2an...

12.00 pm
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"jom jalan2", irham menyeru..dalam kepale aku xde lain, nak pegi ikea...nak beli lampu mcm AYOB..tapi die cdgkan pegi PD...PD??what the?at this particular time?

1.00 pm
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syafiq masuk rumah...sume pura2 mcm xde ape2 berlaku....tibe2, "irham ajak kuar dowh!", aku menyeru, menjual name irham..haha...

2.00 pm
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proses brainstorming, yg mmg failure...x de arah tuju...proses brainstorming mmg tidak membantu...sume buntu...irham n haziq keluar bilik, berlakon seperti bersiap untuk masak besar pada malam nye...

tah pukol brape..
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aku ke rumah irham...di bom paijiq...aku membuak2!!TRUS g kat syafiq dan membuat resolusi...

5.00 pm
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ya, kitorg on the way ke pd...hahahaha....



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begitulah sinopsis ke PD...nampak kelam kabut..sebab planner xder, n xde leader..haha..neways, kalau hanif x call irham coz xde kunci, n irham x balik uniten..mesti aku kat uni lagi tgh menyanyi2...haha..x pun 'hibernate'..


PERJALANAN
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perjalanan yg mencabar, dgn 6 org satu kereta, kami tawakal dapat sampai ke PD dgn selamat...aku , syafiq, haziq, hanif, arip (susahnye nak ikut), n hanif...alhamdulillah, stiba di PD, org x ramai sgt...byk yg dok tepi pasir je, tgk keletah kitorg yg ceria..haha...mule2 plan nk tgk sunset je...tapi itulah, dah siap sume2 bwk towel, x kan nk buat lap peluh je kan..so sume pun terjun ke air...hanif lak beli bola plastik yg harganye 8.90..tah ape2....tapi xpelh, kitorg bermain dgn riang..di dlam air...tibe2 irham panggil brother jet ski...die stop..haha, brother tu tanye, "nak naik jetski x?", irham cpat2 mencelah.."nak2!!, bayar x?".."bayarlah.."..conversation stopped abruptly..haha...

naik ke air, kitorg try main bola pantai..tapi keletihan...coz tenaga dh abis nak naik ke darat..aduss...kitorg argue skit, either nak tido sri malaysia yg katenye murah tu or balik..last2, perseverence seseorg decided kitorg tido sri malaysia..huhu, drive dpan ckit, kitrorg arrive sri malaysia...irham turun n tanye harge bilik, damn!!*****, mahal dowh!lari budget kitorg...tulah, sape suroh gatal sgt nak tido hotel..haha...irham try negotiate, tapi x dpt...so kitorg pun imarahkan surau sri malaysia yg lengang tu...haha...


pas sembahyang, kitorg mkn kat d princess kot...dah masuk kedai baru irham cakp die ade kenangan buruk kat kedai tu...ape die?ha...tu yg kite x tau..hehe..kitorg mkn x byk, coz takut2...kenangan d village view x nk diulang kembali..haha, tapi alhamdulillah, xdelah mahal na de...rase pun sodap gaklah...ssudah makan, kitorg g kedai baden2 bundle kat sebelah kedai makan tu je...hanep lak g kedai burger order burger untuk d makan d tepi pantai later that night....



pas shopping bundle ckit2,kitorg gerak g pantai..byk kapel yg tgh jiwang2...kitorg dtg je, tempat tu trus jadi hingar bingar...hahaha..b4 that, kitorg main bola sepak, tapi sebab ade insiden2 yg berlaku di mane beberapa org telah berguling jatuh di ambang lembah...wahahaha...jgn tanye sape..kitorg main bola tampar je...pas main, kitorg lepak makan burger2...sambil sorg2 meluah perasaan suke akibat x sangke mandi pantai ptg itu..haha..


2.00 am
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sampai uni...tidor!!

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